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Holiday for Her, 2014
My child is at school which means she is not attached to my body which means I can take a moment to entertain myself.
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Holiday for Him, 2014
This should also include a DVD of hundreds of episodes of "Scooby-Doo" in case he gets sick and needs you to help him sip Gatorade.
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Holiday for the Kids, 2014
If anyone gifts my 5-yr-old an object that makes or plays music, I will personally see to it that Santa takes a giant shit in their stocking.
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Is your man feeling artistic?
I want to read someone's master's thesis on this phenomenon.
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For him in 15
It looks like I fell inside a messenger bag hanging on the front of a bike parked outside a coffee shop in Williamsburg.
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Christmas for the kitchen
From the library of Heather B. Armstrong who will get to the book your publisher sent me, just give me a few years.
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Holiday for Her
I already have want I want this year, but that doesn't ever stop me from window shopping. Especially to take my mind off of what I just wrote in this post.
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Other than seeing Star Wars, what else could he possibly want?
Most guys are going out to see that damn movie today, so just shove yours out the door and go, "Have some popcorn. It's on me."
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“I wear my heart on my mouth”
Three ways to tell the woman in your life, "Look! I don't take you for granted ALL of the time!"
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Father’s Day 2016
Not included in this list of ideas is a the nudge certain fathers need to adopt modern technology. Although I will give my father credit: he finally caved and is using his dishwasher.
View ArticleHoliday for Her
I already have want I want this year, but that doesn't ever stop me from window shopping. Especially to take my mind off of what I just wrote in this post.
View ArticleOther than seeing Star Wars, what else could he possibly want?
Most guys are going out to see that damn movie today, so just shove yours out the door and go, "Have some popcorn. It's on me."
View Article“I wear my heart on my mouth”
Three ways to tell the woman in your life, "Look! I don't take you for granted ALL of the time!"
View ArticleFather’s Day 2016
Not included in this list of ideas is a the nudge certain fathers need to adopt modern technology. Although I will give my father credit: he finally caved and is using his dishwasher.
View ArticleMother’s Day 2017
I’m spending three days this week in San Francisco with the team at Every Mother Counts who see Mother’s Day as one of the best vehicles to try and raise money for the incredible work that they do...
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The girls and I are headed to Austin today for our summer trip together—OH MY GOD. AUSTIN. I just this second realized the significance of this. KAREN! The universe is sending crazy signals that are...
View ArticleThings Eun-Seo Finds Interesting, Installment One
Here is what Eun-Seo sent me a few weeks ago when I was in Paris with a little bit of my own commentary thrown in. And as for the title of this post and those going forward, what? That’s exactly what...
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“So I’ve been looking for a large backpack that’s big enough to fit all of my school stuffs, as well as my laptop and a two-liter jug of orange juice.” Wait. What about the caffeinated beverages? Did...
View ArticleWorking on a language of love
I just finished going through about 150 emails in one of my five different inboxes—yes, five. Don’t look at me like that. You cannot possibly be shocked. If you have been reading me at all—even if you...
View ArticleA jump start on the language I do not speak very well
The girls are spending this holiday with their father in NY and I decided to stay home and hang with my family because my favorite pastime is arguing about basic human decency over a giant piece of...
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